"Well, I don’t believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things."
→Jasmine. Chaotic Neurtral. I like tv shows and people holding microphones.
(Source: sandandglass, via fyjonstewart)
(via fyjonstewart)
(via hystericallyyours)
(Source: laland, via slashcapades)
jon stewart’s reaction to @thedailyshow reaching 1 million followers
If you had one piece of advice for the youth of America, what would it be?
First you catch a chicken! Then you must use the chicken to wax a car.
(Source: timgutterson, via jellineck)
the toss of the week↳ papa bear